The Dangers of Rap Music

Listening to rap music (retards attempting poetry) doesn't just turn your brain to mush faster than watching the National Lottery, but it can also trigger a massive 30 man SWAT team assault on your workplace as some poor bloke discovered when he sat on his phone, dialled his wife and she panicked and called the police. It could probably only happen in the States but judge for yourself.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/01/05/2011-01-05_accidental_cell_phone_butt_dial_sends_swat_team_storming_into_middle_school_look.html

Whilst on the subject of the USA, I received the DVD Bicycle Dreams for Christmas, which tells the story of the 2005 Race Across America (RAAM). Stop reading now if you aren't into cycling, but if you are then buy it immediately as it is excellent viewing. Then decide which qualifier you want to do!