Cuts

Most Government spending is about as efficient as burning giant piles of ten pound notes to keep warm on a winter's night, but unfortunately the people who get to decide where to make the cuts tend to be the ones whose own jobs should be got rid of first.

Anyway, here's a top tip: get a list of everyone who works in the Public Sector and send a P45 to all those whose job description contains one or more of the following words:

Facilitator

Behaviour

Specialist

Co ordinator

Outreach

Gender

Councillor

Mentor

Development

Liason (I mean 'Liaison'- sorry my spelling is getting worse)

Traveller

Advisor

Welfare

Support

Best Practice

Community

There are probably a few people who have all those words in their job descriptions. Just put them up against the wall...