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Friday, 9 July 2010

BREAKING NEWS! Raoul and Gazza

Posted on 16:54 by Unknown

Police at Rothbury

Temporary Chief Constable Sue Sim's hairdresser is surrounded by armed police.

I just love the expression on that guy's face with the tazer. He needs to be put on every recruiting poster immediately.

Anyway, now that it's all over the police clearly have a few embarrassing questions to answer:

1) Why was Gazza not involved in this case right from the start? So much for armed police and trained negotiators- Gascoigne turns up and despite being five pints the worse for wear; brings the situation to a successful conclusion in no time at all.

2) Why did nobody lay down their weapon and challenge Moat to a one on one martial arts style fight? I saw this on a film once and it did the trick.

3)Why has no apology been given to local residents who have suffered days of radio and tv interference caused by Sue Sim's hair.

The only serious bit is the condition of PC David Rathband whom the media seem to have forgotten about. Let's hope for the best.

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